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Taga-FEU ka ba?

Kasi sabi ng puso ko….

TAMARAW na ibigin kita…:D

—-tamang banat ng mga taga-FEU… hahaha! (received this text message from Lyne…:])

Now that I am half through my formal review class, there is one thing that I realized…

It’s a good thing that FEU added the NURSING AUDIT in our curriculum because it became very advantageous for me since in my review, we are just tasked to answer test examinations and then the reviewers will just discuss the rationale behind the correct answers. If they will discuss the specific disease or topic, it is just brief due to time constraints.

I am very thankful that we had great reviewers and I had taken the lectures and the exams seriously (though, I am always late or even half day… hehehe!). Yes, I must admit that IT IS SOOOOOO D-I-F-F-I-C-U-L-T but it made me confident because I feel that Tamaraws really has an edge for that matter.

With that, I would like to share with you a text message containing some taglines of our reviewers, compiled, forwarded and revolved around FEU-IN BATCH 2009’s text messages. I, myself received this text message couple of times. This was made last February 2009.

“Hindi importante dito kung gaano kataas anf scores mo, ang mahalaga, natuto ka…”
- Maam Mhel
“Hindi hadlang anf below average lang na I.Q…”
- Sir Aliswag
“Para pumasa ka sa board exam, di pwedeng aral ng aral…”
- Maam Tan
“Matuto kayong mangaram mga AMBISYOSA…”
- Sir Nonog
“An intelligent person is the one who admits he doesn’t know ever-zeirything…”
- Sir Ranjo
“You’re not a chicken, you’re an eagle…”
- Sir Pondang
“Gawin mong inspirasyon si Bebe boy, Bebe girl…”
- Sir Asuncion
“Gwapo pala ang kuya mo, sana noon mo pa ko sinama sa bahay niyo, Beybeh…”
- Sir Laboy

Tanong: Sino ang pinakamabaet na estudyante ng Nursing?

Sagot: Edi mga 4th Year!

Bakit?

“Pag hindi mo ginawa yan, babagsak ka ng sampung beses sa Board Exam!!!”

Syempre, Ikaw ba naman isumpa, edi gawin mo na lang…
Mas Ok na maging uto-uto kaysa naman bumagsak.
Diba? Diba?

Gagawin lahat makapasa lang… NAKAKALOKA… hahaha!

*hindi pala kabaitan yun, natakot lang talaga. heheheh! Palakpakan…

P.S

More stories about that coming… :]

Since my inbox is now overflowing with text messages, I would like to share them with you. Here are some nursing text messages for you to enjoy:

1. From Mr. Jamon (my C.I during my duty at NCMH)
Nurses are not superhumans.
They read patient’s charts–not their minds.
They also have their own insecurities, problems, and difficulties in life.
They possess strength yet still, they are vulnerable. They know how to get hurt.
So in case your expectations to them become a little TOO high..
Think again…
Remember what the song ‘Superman’ says?
“..even heroes have the right to bleed..”

2. From Mich
A nurse is someone
who says toxic everytime,
who has limited rest days,
who carry tons of books,
who can eat as fast as 5 minutes…
But still manages t0
luk go0d..
and H 0 T..

3. From Monmon
Doing SEX
by Profession:
Doctors
do it in
ORDER
DJs
do it by
REQUEST
Dentists
do it
ORALLY
MedTechs
do it w/
SAMPLES
But
Nurses
do it by
ROUNDS!

4. From Christian
How naughty & nice nurses can be?
>perform nipple rolling to promote c0ntraction.
>touch a guy’s private organ to insert
a catheter.
>perform internal
exam to dtermine
cervical dilatati0n.
.. & it’s all done
for the sake
of the patient care!
Datz h0w nuRses are!

5. From Aaron
I can be ur..
Amphetamine:
2 tel u ‘wag kang
susuk0.’
benz0diazepine:
2 tel u ‘wag kang
mag-alala.’
antipsych0tic:
2 tel u ‘wag kang
sira.’
TCA/MAOI/SSRI:
2 tel u ‘wag ka
nang mlngk0t.’
lithium carb0n8:
2 tel u ‘hinay
hinay lang.’
antic0nvulsant:
2 tel u ‘relax ka
lang.’
antibi0tic:
2 tel u ‘ipaglalaban
kita.’
analgesic:
2 tel u ‘0k lng
yan im hr 2 rliev
d pain.’
multivitamins:
2 tel u ‘ingat ka
palagi.’
bt dnt w0ri,wla
ak0ng syd effect!ü^_^

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afraid of the dogs... rarr!

A bored sadist, masochist, murdrer, necrophle, a zoophile & pyromaniac n a psychiatric ward:

Sadist: hey y dnt we torture a cat?
Zoophile: yeah we’l trture a cat & thn fuck it!
Murderer: we’l trture a cat, fuck it & thn kill it!
Necrophile: we’l torture 8, fuck 8, kill 8 & fuck it agen!
Phyromaniac: yeah then we’l burn the cat! ..sudden silence..
then all asked the masochist “y u not say anything
Masochist: MEOW! (‘.’)

***

2 baliw gs2ng tmakaz sa mental h0spital:

baliw1: alm qna g2wn para mktkas tau
baliw2: pan0? Eh,nkapadl0ck ung gate.
Baliw1: un n nga eh! Ccrain ntn,kpg nxra n,mk2takas n tau
baliw2: o0 nga n0h?galing m0 tlga!tara n!
baliw1: pare! Malas!
Baliw2: oh bkt?
Baliw1: ndi nkal0ck ung padl0ck.ndi ntn mccra!ndi tau mkktakas!
baliw2: antanga m0 nman pare!edi il0ck ntn pra pde n ntng crain..!

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PATHOLOGY OF LOVE

L.O.V.E

Love, a very communicable disease caused by a filtrate virus,“Amoritis te Amo”.

SYMPTOMS: restlessness, vibrant palpitation, loss of appetite & sudden attack of daydreaming.
C0MPLCATI0N: jealousy if affected.
TREATMENT: 1dose of tender love & care that contains 2 tab of ‘kisspirin’.
DIAGN0SIS: safe if handled w/care.
PRESCRIPTI0N: 1tab/day+’kisspirin’ if needed.
if it fails, the best remedy is PIC0TIN for female & REYPIN for male. Ü

***

TRUTH ABOUT KISSING

spot the one who pouts.. hehe

do u knw dAt d scientific name 4 kissing is PHILEMAT0L0GY d scientific way 2 describe it is d anAtomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscle in a state of contrAction..u burn 26 calories in a 1min. kiss..it’s a great cardiovascular workout coz wen u kiss,u release adrenaline in2 d bl0odstream & ur hArt pumps more bl0od around ur body & cAn slow d aging process by toning ur cheeks&jAw muscles!
~un un eh.. ndi puro khAlayan..

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LIFE CYCLE:

3-8 y/o
..paramihan ng toys
9-18
..pataasan ng grades
19-25
..padamihan ng syota
26-35
..pagandahan ng asawa
36-45
..palakihan ng sweldo
46-55
padamihan ng kabit
56-70
..padamihan ng sakit
70 and above
..pabonggahan ng libing. ~.~

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Dahil wala pa akong OR case, at panay circulating nurse ang drama ko, napagod ako sa kakatayo at kakaikot sa kalawakan ng operating room sa Jose R. Reyes Memorial Medical Center (sa totoo lang, nakakahiyang maupo sa OR na iyan o dahil wala rin talagang upuan hehehe), inaya ko ang isa kong ka-grupo upang maupo, kumaen at magkwentuhan sa OR lounge.

Nang may isang mamang may tungkod ang biglang nagtanong saamin, “Nursing student ba kayo? o Student Nurse?” Napatingin ako sa kanya dahil akala ko kung sinong tauhan lamang sa ospital na iyon. Napangiti ako at sinagot ko sa kanya na may kawirdohan na tono, “Opo, parehas lang po iyon…” Lingid sa kaalaman ko na isa pala siyang doktor sa buto (napaka-ironic hindi ba? dahil mayroon siyang kapansanan sa paa…) tinawag siya ng isang nars at doon lang namin nalaman na, “ay doktor pala siya…”. Sinabi niya saamin na mayroong pagkakaiba ang dalawang tanong niya saamin at sabihin ko daw sa kanya ang sagot pagkabalik niya…

Nag-isip kaming mabuti ng aking kagrupo habang nagtatawanan. Naisip namin na ang “NURSING STUDENT ay ang isang estudyante na nag-aaral ng nursing sa loob ng apat na poste ng silid-aralan samantalang ang STUDENT NURSE ay isang estudyante na ginagamit sa ospital ang kanyang napag-aralan sa apat na poste ng silid-aralan”. May sense hindi ba? Sabay apir naming dalawa.

Nang bumalik si doc, tuwang-tuwa kaming sabihin sa kanya an gaming naisip. Pinakinggan niya kami ngunit mali daw ang aming sagot. Kinulit namin siya para sa sagot dahil tiyak hindi kami makakatulog pag nagkataon.

Ang sabi niya…

“Kapag STUDENT NURSE, yaan yung mga estudyanteng nag-aaral ng kursong nursing talaga. Yung mga NURSING STUDENT, yoon yung mga estudyanteng may mga anak na…”

Hindi namin alam ng aking kagrupo kung tatawa kami o ngingiwi na lang, pero dahil bumenta naman ang akala nami’y seryosong sagot, natawa kami (kamuntik pa nga na umappear kami sa doktor, feeling close naman diba? hehe).

Pahabol pa ni doc, “Kasi diba yung mga nanay na nagpapasuso at nag-aalaga ng mga anak, ang tawag doon NURSING diba?”

May point si Doc… Mas maganda nga naman pakinggan ang STUDENT NURSE. Kaya, binawi ko ang aking sagot. “AKO AY ISANG STUDENT NURSE.”

E kayo? NURSING STUDENT ba kayo o STUDENT NURSE?

Here are some of the nursing text messages that I receive from my friends, which I like to share with you:

I realized that being a nurse is incomparable. As we care for our patients, we learn how to cover our sorrow with a smile. We learn how to stay vigorous despite all the tasks we endure. We learn how to give hope even though ours is unclearly seen. We learn how to give strength even at times that we are weak. Nobody would know what kind of life a nurse has unless they become one.

When you save a person’s life, they call you a HERO, when you combine science with caring they call you an expert, when you share your compassion, they call you a friend, and when you do all three, they call you a NURSE!

Do you know why nurses are such an astig friend and lover? It’s because they understand your abnormalities, knows that you’re crying inside even though you’re laughing outside, a good listener and adviser and best of all, they know how to take care of you and can bring out the best in you!

Eyes expression:
0_0: awake
-_-: sleepy
^_^: flirty
¤_¤: shocked
Ø_Ø: teary
@_@: dizzy
$_$: NURSES!